Someone drowned in your lake this week and the paper wouldn’t release their name. I called around. It wasn’t you. Then I was told you were in Florida anyway. Today I heard a naked man in Miami was shot several times by a police officer while he was eating a man’s face. He didn’t stop. I know your father doesn’t live that close to Miami, but still. You keep showing up places that you aren’t and I really wish you would just stop it already.
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
GOD DAMN
DIY: Turn premade pound cake into chichi petits fours.
“People will swear these are from a fancy bakery,” says Atlas of this tempting shortcut. To follow her lead: Use a serrated knife to cut the crust off a pound cake, then slice the cake into one-inch squares. Place them on a cooling rack with parchment paper underneath, pour icing over the squares, and let set for an hour. Atlas’s 60-second icing recipe? Mix four tablespoons of water to two cups of sifted confectioner’s sugar. Tint the mixture by stirring in a bit of gel food-coloring.
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I made my own planner (actually it’s more like a daily list thing) because I feel like it. I’ll make a nicer version next year then sell it :D
See the first page here: 2010 mood chart